Friday, September 30, 2005

You have been chosen

Perfidy

Attend!  The Ministry has made crucial and important changes to the blogroll!  After a long and painful probationary period involving extensive background checks, lifestyle polygraphs and a couple anal probes, Ted of Rocket Jones has been summarily promoted to the exalted status of “Crony.” This act of generosity and selflessness on the part of the Ministry unfortunately has led to other, unintended acts of generosity and selflessness. 

The #12 slot of the Ministry’s top five list was now open.  After extensive deliberations, the Ministry select committee for blog roll changes (promotions and executions sub-committee) determined that Rand Sindberg’s Transterrestrial Musings should be elevated to that honorable position despite having a name reminiscent of a Futurama character.  His meaty space technology goodness (and offers of sexual favors to committee members) proved to be decisive in the committee’s choice.

This however, left yet another open slot, this time in the Ministry Legion of Merit.  Rather than reward the obsequious pleadings of the millions of blogs who have petitioned us for recognition, the Committee has deigned to recognize a very new blog.  Albion’s Seedling is a group blog founded in the last month by Jim Bennett, author of the notorious geo-political tome The Anglosphere Challenge.

Thank you for your Cooperation
This Message from the Ministry of Minor Perfidy


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