Saturday, May 19, 2007

YEEEAAARRRGGGHHH

Just So You Know

Vermont, wedged between two far better states, has long been a hotbed of separatism and posturing independence.  And so we turn our critical eye toward the home of overly sweet syrup:

  • YEEEAAARRRGGGHHH
  • If it weren’t for us, your pancakes would be dry
  • Canadian Money Accepted Here
  • Birthplace of the Insufferable Hippie
  • Yep
  • Live Free or, uh… something
  • We’re Only Cheap in Monopoly
  • Green Loogie State
  • Home of, well, nothing much
  • Manly Deeds, Womanly Hands
  • More people than Alaska!
  • The best French-named state in the union
  • New Connecticut
  • Bet ya can’t name 2 of our towns
  • Frozen Rednecks
  • Land of Mustaches
  • Our presidents our renowned for doing nothing
  • Vermont – Home of Hippies Too Stupid To Move To Oregon
  • Gettin’ busy with New Hampshire since 1791
  • We don’t care who you marry, as long as we get the license fee
  • Freedom and Unity, except with those fuckos from New Hampshire
  • The New Jersey of New England
  • The sort of triangular state
  • Vermont, preternaturally
  • Sing it!  I, Hate New York
  • Vermont is for Losers
  • Independent does not necessarily mean paranoid
  • Gateway to prosperous upstate New York
  • Piss on Vermont
  • The only state to successfully get out of New York
  • Don’t pick on us just ‘cause we talk funny
  • Ethan Allen, not just mediocre furniture
  • Hillbillies aren’t just from Appalachia
  • Like Massachusetts, only poorer and more socialist
  • The last famous person from Vermont was born in 1872
  • Best skiing on the East Coast, which is like saying you’re the smartest retard
  • Birthplace of creepy Mormonism
  • The first state, after the first thirteen states
  • If Maple syrup was as valuable as oil, we’d be Texas.  Or maybe Saudi Arabia


Posted by Buckethead on 05/19/07 at 02:12 PM
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