Tuesday, June 27, 2006

We’re like a piratical Kansas

Just So You Know

Once more, the Ministry offers a dollop of education on top a fat steaming pile of poo.  Today, more state mottoes for the poor, but misunderstood, state of Arkansas, the only state with its name on its flag, so the people won’t forget.

  • We’re like a piratical Kansas
  • Attention, K-Mart Shoppers!
  • More Than Kansas
  • It’s Trailer-rific!!!
  • Litterasy Ain’t Everthing
  • At least we’re not Mississippi
  • We now have electricity
  • The nation’s incest capital
  • we put the K in ejukashun!
  • Don’t hold Clinton against us
  • Honest, we were just try’n to get that sheep back over the fence
  • That’s Aar-Can-Saw, dumbass
  • Only the last “s” is silent
  • We aren’t all Hatfields and McCoys
  • The natural state, if by natural you mean unimproved and devoid of economic value


Posted by Buckethead on 06/27/06 at 05:43 PM
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