Wednesday, June 28, 2006

We sure got a lot of Queers

Just So You Know

Once more unto the breach, the Ministry attempts to inject a tiny dose of geo-social knowledge into its readership.  This time, we assault the very big state of California.

  • We sure got a lot of Queers
  • As Seen On TV
  • The Granola State
  • The Biblical State; as in Fire, Floods, Quakes and Drought
  • Next Disaster, Locusts!
  • Nobody’s actually from here
  • Silicon Valley in the North, Silicone Hills in the South!
  • By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
  • Fast reloading lanes available
  • The Cereal State: nothing but fruits, nuts and flakes
  • Wish they all could be California Girls!
  • With Satan, too, all things are possible—and way more fun!
  • More electoral votes than you can shake a stick at, plus the stick
  • The Death Valley State
  • Caution: Large Fake Breasts On Board!
  • The really long state
  • The Gold-Plated, Silicone-Implanted State
  • We will invade Oregon.  You just wait.
  • Proud Home of Richard M. Nixon and the Colossus of Yorba Linda
  • Fake Women, Pretentious Wine, Bad Song


Posted by Buckethead on 06/28/06 at 03:50 PM
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