Sunday, June 03, 2007

Washingtonienne Files for Bankruptcy

Filthy Lucre

I love a good sex scandal, probably way more than the next person.

I had to hear about Jessica Cutler from an Assistant Attorney General outside of the United States. Sex blogging is more his thing than mine (Reading them, not writing them) and he’s the kind of naughty boy who’d get sucked into this sort of tale. (No pun intended.) We love public drama overspill like this. We’re terrible people, which is what makes us so fun.

Anyhow, apparently she’s filed for bankruptcy because she struggling to pay her bills due to a $20 million dollar lawsuit from her former paramour. He’s a complete idiot for having sex with her in the first place because she’s really kind of ugly. I’ve seen pugs with cuter faces, but who am I to compare since she’s looks like a B or a C-cup in her Playboy shoot and last I checked I’m still wearing a tightly packed A. (And that’s only when I’m retaining water like a dyke in the Netherlands.)

She was dumb to use their initials anyway. I give them names like ‘The Chemist’, ‘Valentine’, ‘Italian Wonder Boy’. It keeps people guessing and makes men paranoid that I’m writing about them. Of course, some I don’t make up, like ‘Wolf’. (Of course he bites!)

Hat tip to Udandi Andi!


Posted by Mapgirl on 06/03/07 at 08:49 PM
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