Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Tuesday clearinghouse: news of the weird and stupid

Perfidy

Canadian MP: We “damned American” “bastards” [sic] are now also a “coalition of idiots. Jeez… if you want the Stanley Cup to stay in Canada, field team that can play already…

Drunken Georgia man hits telephone pole, decapitates friend, drives home with headless body. Sez loyal reader #00017 EDog, ““Gee, I thought he was kind of quiet on the drive home…”

Not even in Montana can you festoon a fence with bras and expect to get away with it. All your property rights are belong to us.

Further proof the Republican Party is painfully unhip, possibly through not fault of their own: “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the Convention, star of screen and smaller screen, Ron… Sil-ver!“ Ron Silver? Now that’s Star Power!


Posted by Johno on 08/31/04 at 05:20 PM
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