Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Too much TV knowledge and too much time on my hands…

Entertainment

In case you hadn’t noticed, TV Land has compiled a list of the most memorable tv character catch phrases ever.  I was mortified to find that I knew most of them, but somewhat relieved at the same time that it wasn’t just another list of Boomer nostalgic greatest hits.  Plenty of stuff in there uttered after 1972.  List available here.

So anyway it was interesting for about 15 seconds, after which I realized that many of them are utterly filthy.  Forthwith, selective editing of some tv catchphrases into dialogue from a single scene from a porn flick:

“Jane, you ignorant slut!”

“It takes a licking and keeps on ticking...”

“Holy crap! Have you no sense of decency?”

“Sock it to me!”

“Hey hey hey!” “Hey HEY hey!” “heh heh heh” “aaaayyyy”

“Elizabeth, I’m coming!”

“Oh, my nose!”

“Bam!  You’ve got spunk ...”

“How sweet it is!  I can’t believe I ate the whole thing...tastes great, less filling!”

“That’s hot...baby, you’re the greatest.”

“Good night, and good luck.”

“Who loves you, baby?”

exeunt and towel off


Posted by GeekLethal on 11/28/06 at 03:40 PM
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