Wednesday, August 25, 2004

This next one is called “Don’t Drink The Water”

Lead Pipe Cruelty

In what has been explained as a “public rehearsal of material for our new album,” the Dave Matthews band dumped 800 pounds of human waste from their tour bus into the Illinois river on August 8, scoring a direct hit on a tour boat passing below. The state of Illinois is suing the band for sanitation and waterway violations.

The last few times this happened, the DMB titled the outcomes “Tripping Billy,” “Crash,” and “Ants Marching.” No word yet on what the new release will be called.

The Ministry thanks loyal reader #00017, EDog for the hat tip.


Posted by Johno on 08/25/04 at 03:32 PM
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