Monday, November 24, 2003

The medication isn’t working

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I dunno, doc… I’ve been having these messed up dreams lately… I have this one where the Terminator dude is governer of Cahl-ee-for-ni-uh… that’s how he says it, just like that: “Cahl-ee-for-ni-uh”... and a few years ago I hit my head really hard doing a keg stand and thought Jesse The Body was running, uh… Missouri or Mississippi or something. And I know it’s crazy, but I read the papers and it’s there, and I watch TV and it’s there, and I know it’s not real but I can’t help it. I’m delusional, doc. And the pills aren’t helping.

It’s happening more these days, too, doc. Just this weekend I ate a bunch of oysters and slammed a bottle of Moet et Chandon and when I woke up I was sicker than dog puke and positive I’d heard that the bassist dude from Nirvana was campaigning for proportional representation in Washington State.

I mean, what the hell… Nirvana? In politics? I can’t even imagine how that would look…

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Can you help me? Because the way I feel I can’t help but think this is actually a really, really good idea.


Posted by Johno on 11/24/03 at 06:04 PM
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