Friday, April 13, 2007

Taking a turn in the barrel

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Ouch.  Johno gets Mitt.  Buckethead gets Joe.  I get Hillary.  One of these choices is not like the other two.

Why?  Well, Mitt’s a serious guy with a serious reputation among a fairly small subset of serious people who don’t otherwise know too much about him, as Johno’s undressing of him might indicate. He’s not widely or well known, but Mitt has a vocal support group, and will do fine until the heat reaches room temperature in a national campaign.  At that point, he’s toast. Which is hard to do at room temperature, and don’t ask me how long it took me to find that out.

Joe?  He’s famous for the same things that make him infamous, as Buckethead’s clearheaded yet evenhanded rant exposes. There’s a chance that he’s a decent guy, underneath his hugely irkssome and noticeable but ultimately unimportant flaws.  The fact that he can’t seem to keep anyone’s words from coming out of his cakehole, let alone his own, seems even more damning than the fact that he also has a history of not caring whose words he’s using. 

Easy targets, the both of them.

imageNot so, Hillary Clinton.  Ms. Clinton is far more broadly known than either of the other two, and is still the frontrunner by a wide margin in the Democratic Party field. (See Mar 29 2007 Fox News/Opinion Dynamics poll).  In that poll, Mitt Romney is tied for fourth place (at 6%) in the Republican ranks. He’s tied with a guy who’s not even sure he’s running (Gingrich), a guy who, if he runs, would be a very interesting candidate and among the most (simultaneously) intelligent and arrogant candidates we’ve had to choose from in recent memory. Perhaps worse, Mitt’s also trailing a guy in third place who wasn’t even included in the poll until the March 29th issue, a man who has only recently entered the collective imagination for the presidency - Fred Thompson, at 9%. Fred’s a guy who may still not run due to lack of energy, desire, or freedom from “indolent lymphoma”.  Worse yet for Fred’s supporters, he’s a guy who may even be too late to successfully run.  And yet Mitt’s still sniffing his exhaust. Like I said, easy pickings, both Mitt & Joe.


Posted by Patton on 04/13/07 at 01:39 AM
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