Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Someone set me up the bomb

Holy Shit!

I have now taken the same quiz as my compatriots, and it is clear that, far from dying peacefully in my sleep well into my second century of life, surrounded by loved ones, I’m destined for a grisly and chillingly newsworthy end.

You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever.  Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Bomb

67%

Gunshot

67%

Posion

60%

Cut Throat

60%

Natural Causes

60%

Eaten

53%

Disease

47%

Disappear

40%

Stabbed

40%

Accident

40%

Drowning

40%

Suicide

20%

Suffocated

13%

How Will You Die??
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What the hell? Where’d I get so many enemies?!? Guess I’d better start sitting with my back to the wall down at the local Thai/sushi joint and tiki bar that is my usual watering hole. Don’t wanna die with a tall glass of Singha and a plate of o-toro sashimi in front of me. I mean, there’s worse ways to go, I guess, than enjoying a plate of fatty tuna belly. I could die at MacDonald’s.

At least bomb or bullet is quick, right?

Mebbe I better start looking for that land in the woods of Nova Scotia I’ve always wanted. Big fence. Mean dogs. A moat. 


Posted by Johno on 04/26/06 at 11:14 AM
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