Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Proof I’m the oldest sod around here

Perfidy Responds

As if it were needed.  You reach a point in your life where you’re so boring that you get quiz results like those below.  Which, by the way, were totally predictable in my case.

You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won’t realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won’t be murdered.

Natural Causes

80%

Cut Throat

53%

Gunshot

53%

Bomb

33%

Suicide

27%

Posion

20%

Disappear

20%

Accident

13%

Stabbed

13%

Suffocated

7%

Disease

0%

Drowning

0%

Eaten

0%

How Will You Die??
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[Wik] Entire contents of table above are [sic].  I’m not one of those whose raison d’etre is to edit other peoples’ sloppy spelling.  Or my own, for that matter.


Posted by Patton on 04/25/06 at 06:20 PM
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