Tuesday, June 26, 2007

One for the ages

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My boy will say to me, one day in the not to distant future, “Daddy, what is your opinion of George Walker Bush’s presidency and the legacy he left for the nation and the Republican party?” And I’ll pick him up, dandle him on my knee (for he’ll be preternaturally articulate and world-aware, like some real life version of Dawson’s Creek), and say to him, “Son, it’s like Tim Dickinson wrote in Rolling Stone: He was ‘not much of a Republican at all – more like a retarded Christian AA version of Woodrow Wilson. He spent like crazy and he got America involved in these crazy ‘let’s export the wonderfulness of us’ adventures.”

And then we’ll both toast the good old days when the worst you could say about our President was that from time to time he mistook vaginas for humidors and had a tenuous relationship with the word “is.”


Posted by Johno on 06/26/07 at 01:23 PM
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