Thursday, June 29, 2006

Now 100% John Denver free!

Just So You Know

The Centennial State has been renowned for many things, most recently high school massacres.  But there is much more to The Rocky Mountain State.  Like John Denver.

John Fucking Denver

  • Now 100% John Denver free!
  • Squarer Than Wyoming
  • Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here
  • The vertical state
  • Official home of the winter ski bunny
  • If you’re looking to visit South Park, please leave
  • We hate Texans too
  • See what John Denver meant by Rocky Mountain “high”
  • The higher you go the happier you get state
  • If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

    And on a personal note, I would like to suggest the following two mottoes:

  • The Broncos Suck
  • Die Elway Die


Posted by Buckethead on 06/29/06 at 03:57 PM
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