Monday, July 31, 2006

Not-so-cunning linguists

Entertainment

This year’s winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest:

Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you’ve had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.

In a related vein- a throbbing, purple vein- is the 2006 Goku-Lytton Award for the Worst First Line in Erotic Fan Fiction. 

Next year the Ministry fully expects to be competitive in either contest.


Posted by GeekLethal on 07/31/06 at 12:28 PM
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