Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Johno is the Lord High King of the Dorks

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The people have spoken.  By a vote of eight to three, Johno was voted winner of the game, match and tournament.  Johno is the Lord High King of the Dorks, and all should avert their eyes from his painful awkwardness. 

Johno should be given special credit, as he defeated two fresh opponents in his path to victory.  (Frankly, he deserves this victory, as if I had had to go up against Ross, I would have had nothing - nothing - to use against Johno.) I would also like to extend a personal, huge, thank you to Johno for making me feel so much better about myself.  I never spent $500 on magic cards while on an exciting European adventure. 

Thanks also to everyone who shared our pain and voted in our pathetic little contest.  Except for those of you who shared your own dork stories, you get anti-dork points for laughing at the dorks. 

While this has been fun in an odd and vaguely cathartic way, I don’t think we’ll ever do this again. 


Posted by Buckethead on 04/13/05 at 09:00 AM
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