Thursday, June 17, 2004

It’s the Stargates, Stupid!

That Buck Rogers Stuff

I will always have a soft spot in my otherwise stony Yankee heart for utter cranks.  The moonbats among us enrich all our lives in uncounted and under-appreciated ways.  Nothing beats watching them at work, of course, but reading their publications is almost as good.  Hell, sometimes it’s even better, because you get the footnotes.

Michael Salla, a professor at American University’s School of International Service, helps train diplomats and further the academic study of peace and conflict resolution. 

He also has a side job developing his study of “exopolitics”, or relations between Earth’s shadow government and aliens, and has a website for it.  ‘Cuz, you see, “...many, if not all, international conflicts were related to the extraterrestrial presence.”

One of his recent papers describes that the war in Iraq has nothing to do with oil, religion, 9-11, Osama, or anything else so obviously obvious.  Instead, Dr. Salla writes that the war is actually about securing Stargates, ancient technologies that allow malevolent aliens to sidestep the existing planet-wide quarantine against malevolent aliens.  See, that’s why you don’t see so many aliens running around, it’s because of the quarantine. 

Dr. Salla also warns that should Arabs be pissed off at us long enough, it will result in one of two scenarios: attract a certain alien species to pass through the Stargates to wreak vengeance upon the American armed forces in the region; or reach a critical mass, related to numbers and level of fervor, for their wishes of death and destruction upon us to physically appear by force of will.  I think.

I’m digging this guy, and think it’s great that nutters can find real work at our places of higher learning.


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