Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Georgia: Yes to Prince Alberts, no to Princess Annes

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Female genital piercings will soon be illegal in Georgia. Your schlong, fine. Go ahead, get a Prince Albert, a dumbbell, get your member split in two, staple your scrotum to your leg for all we care. No problem. That’s all fine by us. Just don’t pierce your clit.

Why? Because it’s a crime, okay? It just is. It’s… its, its sick, and wrong, and I’ve never seen anything like that. It’s wrong, and sick, and that makes it a crime, okay?


Posted by Johno on 03/31/04 at 09:09 PM
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