Thursday, July 27, 2006

Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk

Just So You Know

Iowa.  What to say about the Hawkeye state?  This should get you going.  Discuss.

  • Future Birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk
  • We hate Texas
  • We Do Amazing Things With Corn.  Amazing.
  • Our Trees Bend North Because Minnesota Sucks
  • Just Another Fucking Flat State
  • World renowned center for philosophy, music, technology and the arts
  • Where Underachievers Can Achieve
  • It’s easy to spell
  • Just east of Omaha
  • At Least We’re Not New Jersey
  • We’re not the only state on the Mississippi, but we’re one of the better ones
  • The middle of nowhere state
  • Bank Foreclosure Sales every Friday
  • Home of the Duke
  • Hell has four letters, too
  • Des Moines does’t rhyme with Less Coinses


Posted by Buckethead on 07/27/06 at 12:15 PM
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