Saturday, February 10, 2007

Fuckdouchery?

Darwin Award Contender

Shitdippery?

Douchefuckery?

Suckassery?

Fucknuttery?

As a proud resident of the Bay State, I have studiously tried to avoid commenting on the recent, um, asssuckery surrounding the doucheshittery arrest of two hippie dudes for putting up lite-brites around the city. But now the fuckdippy masters of Boston, the so-called hub of Teh Univerts, have actually claimed a prize, head of the Cartoon Network Jim Samples. Samples has resigned for his part in commissioning the commission of the recent act of, of… terror… that gripped Teh Hub because of the lite brites that… gripped our Hub with… um… terror…

Working as I do in Boston for one of the pre-eminent cut-rate educational institutions that litter the Hub like glitter on a transvestite’s silicone cleavage, I am outraged, yes, outraged, that Samples is a goner yet the two suckdouchely nutass douchefuckers who perpetrated this, this.... terrorism, are not yet swinging by their, yeah, ooooh, right there.... ooooh, by their, what was I.... justice feels so RIGHT, uhhh, ooh,

I’m just so glad they got a scapegoat. I feel so much safer, and sleepy, now that someone got shafted because of those scary-ass lite brite terror things.

Unghhhhngh.

Justice feels soooo goood.


Posted by Johno on 02/10/07 at 10:54 PM
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