Wednesday, September 28, 2005

False, But True! (And Cheap!)

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

[Wik] This joke was told to me by a two-time Bush-voting Republican, which makes it all right. I’m no anti-Dentite!

[Alsø wik] C’mon. That’s funny! Brazillion!


Posted by Johno on 09/28/05 at 01:34 PM
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