Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Corn Corn Corn Indianapolis 500 Corn Corn Corn Corn

Just So You Know

Our next state, Indiana, has something of an inferiority complex.  Even the official state motto, “Crossroads of America,” admits that Indiana’s major purpose is to serve as a flat yet uninteresting obstacle to travel somewhere else.  Let us pile on:

  • Corn Corn Corn Corn Indianapolis 500 Corn Corn Corn
  • Can you tell us just what the fuck is a Hoosier, anyway?
  • 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
  • Bring Something to Do
  • Dan Quayle’s Favorite Country!
  • OK, we admit it, we miss Bobby Knight
  • Where EVERY year is 1957
  • Come for the flat and uninteresting scenery, stay for the flat and uninteresting scenery
  • Not just corn, we have meth labs, too
  • Proud Home of David Letterman and John Hoosier Mellonhead
  • Come See Our Corn!
  • The New Jersey of the Midwest
  • Proud home of Raper RVs (Where fun begins!)
  • If we weren’t surrounded by the rest of the US, someone would probably kick our ass
  • That’s Hoosier girls, not Hooter girls
  • Do you think our obsession with basketball is unhealthy?
  • We’re not as flat as Kansas
  • Gateway to the lower Ohio Valley
  • Does this basketball make me look fat?


Posted by Buckethead on 07/26/06 at 01:20 PM
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