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The Ministry is almost half done with milking this topic, now that we have reached the cold, wet and vaguely Swedish state of Minnesota.
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- We’re the best damn state in the upper central Midwest.
- What Do You Mean We Talk Funny?
- You could live here, but why?
- No, I’m not the Swedish Chef
- 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
- Ya, Sure
- We’re done with “North Star State.†From now on, we’re the Polaris Province.
- Moderation in all things, except for lakes. And snow. And silly accents…
- The striped gopher is an insignificant animal with a destructive nature; useless and undignified. That’s why it’s our mascot.
- Not Sweden, but we act like it
- At least we’re not New Jersey
- Sure beats Canada
- Star of the North, my ass
- Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds
- Come for the bitter winter cold, stay for the sweltering summer heat.
- America’s first line of defense against Vikings
- Proud home of Snoopy and that annoying fuck Garrison Keillor
- Land of 11,842 Lakes
- The Lakota Sioux word “mnishota†means milky water, or semen.
- We have a bigger mall than you
- Land of the land icebergs
- Those guys in Fargo lived in ND, okay?
- Like spelling Mississippi, but with n’s
- We support racial understanding and tolerance, except towards the god-damned, herring-eating Norwegian scum.
- We’re better than Wisconsin
- Lutefisk!
- Our contribution to American Political life: Walter Mondale
- We piss in the Mississippi, just to make New Orleans suffer
- More than just whining about the cold. Okay, just whining about the cold.
- The Scandinavia of North America
- Actually, if you count swimming pools, it’s a half million lakes
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