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Six day old blog Siberian Light lets us know what those wacky Japanese are up to. Apparently, turning entire Chinese luxury hotels into giant orgies is not enough. The kinky Japs have taken this show on the road. (The soundtrack for the video would have to be Soul Coughing’s Bus to Beelzebub.)
One would think that the police crackdown would have forced other orgy organizers in the metropolitan area to go underground, but that’s apparently not the case. ...one organizer decided to go public, so to speak, by offering a completely new thrill: He chartered a bus, staffed it with hookers from the pink trade, solicited male participants, and then proceeded to run two-hour circuits of the city’s while the male and female passengers emulated the same rush-hour crush they undergo on the morning commuter trains --- while completely naked and horizontal.
For his 30,000 yen [ $284.38 ] tour fee, the reporter claims he exhausted his supply of condoms, having made it with four different females during the two-hour tour. “A bargain,” he remarks with a grin.
Indeed.
B’head-
I had a dream once, in which I had leased a decent sized jet and ran charter flights to Vegas.The theme of the trips was the Mile High Club, so the jet had all sorts of comfy couches and soft surfaces. Couples paid $10k a whack, so to speak, for these swinging flights. Just before I woke up, I was beginning to plan a way to link the flights to casino/hotel sponsors.
Bus, shmus. Get a plane!
Posted by on 02/05 at 06:10 PMCombine your idea with NASA’s zero-gravity simulator, the “Vomit Comet” and then you’ll really have something.
Posted by Buckethead on 02/05 at 06:18 PMUm.... yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh.....not so sure about gobbets of… stuff… floating about free and easy in zero-G.
But hey, wealthy kinkos would pay a fortune for that treatment.
Posted by on 02/05 at 06:28 PMJesus Horatio Christ… a nice story about innovation in public transportation and the commenters instantly bring spooge into the discussion.
Seriously, though… this is pretty skanky when you think about it. The Japanese are a fucked-up people, generally speaking. And no, that’s not an unreasonable slander. Any nation that leads the world in tentacle-porn consumption deserves the label “fucked-up.” QED.
Posted by Johno on 02/05 at 07:42 PMI don’t know what “tentacle-porn consumption” means, and I’m confused and frightened.
Posted by on 02/05 at 08:56 PMGL, be frightened. Don’t be confused. Tentacle-porn is exactly what it sounds like: young cartoon women being raped repeatedly by either a) tentacled aliens or b) disembodied tentacles. It’s big business over there.
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