Sunday, December 21, 2003

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Just So You Know

The Department of Giant Sucking Sounds Calling Itself Homeland Security raised the terror alert level today from Bert to Ernie.

It’s been a while since they’ve done this. Let’s hope this time is just as frivolous as it was in the early days of the terror alert system when they changed the level from yellow to orange to tangerine to just-off-saffron on a daily basis.

Be safe and happy this holiday season, have a happy Chanukah and a merry Christmas, and if you see a dude with a shoe bomb, be sure to kick his ass a lot. 


Posted by Johno on 12/21/03 at 09:14 PM
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