Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Lockdown Lacey

Lead Pipe Cruelty

Iowahawk is running a beauty pageant, of sorts.  For a year, now, he has been running a regular feature - famous throughout the blogosphere - The Hoosegow Honeys.  Now it is time, he believes, to pick Miss Hoosegow 2006.  This is not merely a popularity contest - contestants will also be judged in a talent competition, where one point will be awarded for each $100 of bail demanded by the magistrate.

As of this moment, the two Jessicas are in the lead, but that must not be allowed to stand.  I encourage all Ministry readers to go and vote for Hoosegow honey #15, Lacey, whose sorrowful Madonna expression cries out for comfort.  Winning the Miss Hoosegow pageant might bring a smile to that morose, regretful, yet still beautiful face.  Please help her.

[Wik] While we’re on the subject of Iowahawk, show your support for the troops by mailing your surplus-to-need refrigerator magnets to Operation Mag-Neato.  Sgt. Darren “Doc” Lee is attempting to completely cover his humvee with refrigerator magnets.  Help him in his quest by mailing those fridge magnets to:

Dr. Darren Lee
310th PSYOP Co.
COB Speicher
APO AE 09349

Cover the Dumb-Vee with your love.

[Wik] Lacey has moved up, and is now tied for sixth.  Vote early and vote often!


Posted by Buckethead on 06/27/06 at 05:05 PM
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