Friday, January 27, 2006

At least he wasn’t wearing Leia’s Gold Bikini

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From the diseased mind of confessed Star Wars geek and Ministry Crony Phil we find the bizarre intersection of two divergent forms of obsession.

Behold, ”Stormtrooper Elvis:”

Stormtrooper Elvis

“A little less conversation, a little more action.”

Does he sing Blue Suede Shoes with that tinny little radio voice all the Stormtroopers have?  Does the Empire supply him with free quaaludes and peanut butter and banana sandwiches?  A costume like that would make it much more difficult to expire sitting on the throne, wouldn’t it?  Yeesh.

[Wik] You can see the entire parade of hopeless wannabes, with entirely free bonus snarky commentary starting here


Posted by Buckethead on 01/27/06 at 05:43 PM
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