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Wednesday, April 16, 2003

From IMAO:

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Fun Facts About Syria:

* In a fight between Syria and Aquaman, Aquaman would win since Superman couldn’t just sit there and watch Aquaman get his ass kicked.

* Military estimates say that the conquering of Syria would take months… unless, of course, you don’t care about all that collateral damage crap. Then it would only take a couple hours and a few beers.

* The Syrians, unlike the Romulans, cannot turn invisible.

* Syria is not in South America.

and,

* Once, while everyone was distracted with an anti-Israel rally, a bunch of monkeys staged a bloodless coup. At first, people found it funny seeing the monkeys playing around in the government’s capital - that was until the monkeys started ordering mass executions of dissidents.


Posted by Buckethead on 04/16/03 at 09:16 PM
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In a Washington Post story, we hear that the Palestinian authority has not requested, not asked, not even pleaded; they have demanded that the United States release Abu Abbas, the terrorist reponsible for the Achille Lauro hijacking and the death of American citizen Leon Klinghoffer. They cite the Oslo accords as the basis for their demands, but considering the fact that the entire intifada of the last two plus years is in violation of the Oslo accords, I think they should at the very least shut the hell up.


Posted by Buckethead on 04/16/03 at 02:22 PM
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Wednesday, April 09, 2003

Hundreds slaughtered? We must form a committee!

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I still hold out hope that the UN or a similar body may be a vigorous force for justice and international stability. In fact, a strong and clear-headed UN ought to lead the way as international ties and international government become stronger. But, let’s look at the Congo. Four years of civil war. Three million dead, mostly from starvation and disease. Now, a thousand civilians slaughtered by rebels during the drafting of the peace accords. The UN’s response to this this humanitarian and military crisis? “We must form a committee to investigate!.” In the meanwhile, Uganda is in charge of security in the Congo.


Posted by Johno on 04/09/03 at 01:13 AM
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Thursday, March 27, 2003

Nota bene

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That will be my last post, ever, about Celine Dion.


Posted by Johno on 03/27/03 at 07:55 PM
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Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Europe, oh Europe

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From George Will:

WASHINGTON—In Europe, anti-Semitism has been called the socialism of fools, which is confusing because socialism is the socialism of fools. Confusion has been compounded because Europe, nearly six decades after the continent was rendered largely Judenrein, has anti-Semitism without Jews, as when the ambassador to Britain from France—yes, our moral tutor, France—calls Israel a “shitty little country.”


Posted by Buckethead on 03/19/03 at 04:24 PM
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Tuesday, March 18, 2003

What’s your…

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...beef with the Norwegians? It’s not like they can help it!


Posted by Johno on 03/18/03 at 12:47 AM
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