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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Rock out with your cock out

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There’s a certain inescapable sense of destiny to being named Thor. Indeed, it’s hard to imagine the man from Canada named Jon Mikl Thor doing anything else with his life besides bodybuilding and playing heavy metal music. Such a name is a fait accompli. I mean, really… “Hi, I’m Thor. Have you considered refinancing your mortgage lately?” Not so much.

Some bodybuilders, once their career is over, open gyms. Others go into politics or pro wrestling (same thing). Vancouver’s Jon Mikl Thor, former Mr. Canada, Mr. USA, Mr. North America, and Mr. Universe, went into metal. It only made sense. Blessed with a flair for the dramatic, a taste for the faintly ridiculous, and one of the greatest heavy-metal names since Jethro Tull invented the seed drill, His live shows are minor legends of excess, featuring amazing props (winged helmets, chariots) and incredible stunts (bending steel bars with his teeth, breaking bricks across his chest), and he has amassed a nearly thirty-year legacy of B-movie-tinged heavy metal, leaving in his wake a vast wasteland of vanquished demon-foes, busted mic stands, and leopard-print clad groupies panting in wonder at his awesome might.


Posted by Johno on 07/29/06 at 05:56 PM
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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Why Motorhead Rocks Your Hole, Reason #210

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Their deep commitment to rocking your intellect as thoroughly and enthusiastically as your hole. 

Dig:

There are 23 generally accepted canonical works, mostly studio but some live records too.  If you take the first letter of every word in the album title and string them out, you get this, the Motorhead Power Word:

MOBAoSNStHIFAPDNMORnRNSAA1916MoDBSOSSBLELTEEWAMTBoMHLaBAI

If you record yourself saying the canonical Power Word, then play the recording backwards at 1/3 speed, you should hear, “LEMMY ROCKS YOUR HEAD AND HOLE LEMMY ROCKS YOUR HEAD AND HOLE” in a forgotten dialect of Aramaic indigenous only to a small band of Levantine pirates who, in the early 1st century, used a smallish slab of Lemmy-shaped coral as their sea lair.

But that’s not the half of it.

Consider the mystical number 23.  Add that to the 57 characters of the Power Word and what do you get?  80.

Next consider the album title 1916.  Pretty odd that it’s the only numerically-titled release, no?  And why that number?  Well think it through:

1+9+1+6=17. 

Now add that to 80 and you get 97.  97.

Ninety-seven is Lemmy’s height in inches, or a hair under 8’1.

I mean, it’s stuff like that, the number games, the language games, the historical awareness...the deep and broad intellectualism that is at the core of Motorhead’s music and message is what makes them unique, and allows them to kick your ass in all kinds of subtle, eye-opening ways.

All I can say is, thanks.


Posted by GeekLethal on 04/26/06 at 02:22 PM
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Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Man They Call Possum

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There’s more than one song in the world that can make me tear up like my favorite dog done died. It’s in my bones. I was brought up on country music, and as a descendent of Welsh-Irish-German-English-French farmers-miners-clergy-unlettered rabble, I am very much genetically disposed to break into maudlin song at the drop of a hat given the opportunity and a surprisingly small quantity of strong drink.

Nobody in the world does a good weeper better than the estimable George Jones, possessor of the greatest voice in the history of country music, and arguably deserving of a mention as one of the best interpreters of song - period - in the entire twentieth century. You take Edith Piaf, Billie Holiday, Louie Armstrong, Aretha Franklin, all your operatic divas and even Ol’ Blue Eyes too. Me, I’ll take the mysterious man with the close-set eyes from the hardscrabble pine barrens of East Texas.


Posted by Johno on 04/20/06 at 05:24 PM
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Why Motorhead Rocks Your Hole, Reason #82

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Because of this totally badass logo:

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I don’t know what it is, but it’s totally sick.  It’s like a malevolent boar or something.  Plus it has “England”, which kicks ass.  You know it rocks your hole.


Posted by GeekLethal on 04/18/06 at 03:47 PM
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Why Motorhead Rocks Your Hole, Reason #412

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This lyric, from the track, “Killed by Death”:

“If you squeeze my lizard, I’ll put my snake right on you”


Posted by GeekLethal on 04/12/06 at 05:27 PM
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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Thank You For Sending Me Talking Heads

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Talking Heads started out as a group of art-school students fronted by an emotionally distant caffeine junkie and playing skeletal, angular songs topped with disjointed lyrical extursions. But they ended up the 1980s as critically-acclaimed, stadium-filling stars playing a heady stew of Caribbean, African, funk, pop, and postpunk. All along, frontman David Byrne sang lyrics in a high, thin warble that for all their elliptical imagery, seemed to always hunger for human connection. Detachment and confusion were common themes; many of their best known songs, from “Once In A Lifetime” to “Heaven” and “Life During Wartime” were about detachment, wonder, the stultifying effect of happiness, and the bracing emotional wallop of misery.

Rhino Records (who else?) are in the process of reissuing all eight of the band’s studio albums in a two-sided DualDisc format. One side is a regular CD containing a remastered version of the original album plus the inevitable bonus tracks, and the other side is a DVD containing a 5.1 Surround Sound mix of the album plus some bonus features like lyrics, photos, and videos. I have to admit that I’m not always thrilled when labels do this - I still have CD players that choke on any disc that doesn’t conform to Blue Book standards, and my new copy of More Songs About Buildings And Food won’t play on one of my computers. I’m also resolutely old school; DVD content doesn’t typically thrill me when appended to an album (more on this later). I’m getting over myself, though… if more bands do what Green Day did with their excellent Bullet In A Bible and release video and audio versions of the same concert in one package, I’ll be a happy man. But for now I need to simply recognize that most people younger than even my tender years are perfectly OK with this outlandish new thing they call tech-mology, and just let it rest.


Posted by Johno on 03/16/06 at 11:12 PM
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Cut-Rate Chicanery

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Cheap Trick have always seemed pretty ludicrous to me. In part, I’m sure that the band meant it to be this way. The visual gag that pits the gawky geekiness of guitarist Rick Neilsen and the pudgy accountant chic of drummer Bun E. Carlos against the pouffy prettiness of bassist Tom Petersson and singer Robin Zander has been sustaining the band’s stage presence for years. And anybody who shows up with five necks on his guitar isn’t exactly going for gravitas.

But the rest of their ludicrousness is purely my problem. My first introduction to Cheap Trick came in 1988, when as an impressionable 14 year old, I thought that their big comeback hit, “The Flame” was the hottest thing in a long, hot summer. But even though I was young, impressionable, more than a little stupid and utterly oblivious to the finer things in life, the band’s total committment to the drecky, schmaltzy silliness that was “The Flame” even then struck me as, well, pretty ludicrous. Around the same time they put out their cover of “Don’t Be Cruel,” a slight and little recording dressed up in studio trickery. One day it hit me; these guys are cheesy, they know it, and I love it.

But if Cheap Trick have run for thirty years now on an inexhaustible supply of silliness, loud guitars, and giant hooks, it is a testament to the durability of those eternal virtues. They are a band who have always seemed to be more than the sum of their parts. With the exception of one or two absolutely flawless songs that should be presented to future generations as emblems of perfection (I’m thinking of “Surrender” and “I Want You To Want Me"), I have always been hard pressed to define what makes Cheap Trick’s music so compelling, so endlessly entertaining, when it is also so insubstantial.


Posted by Johno on 03/14/06 at 01:47 PM
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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit.

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Legendary Malian guitarist Ali Farka Touré died this week in Mali after a long illness. His exact age is unknown; he was probably born in 1939. Best know in the USA for his 1994 album with Ry Cooder, Talking Timbuktu, he leaves behind a body of powerful and idiosyncratic recorded work that stands and some of the best that Africa has ever had to offer. Having achieved international fame in his 50s, he spent the last twenty or so years of his life as he spent this first fifty, as a farmer. The only difference being, from time to time he would step up to a microphone and record some of the finest, deepest, and most elemental guitar music ever made.

I have been fumbling with a proper obituary for the man for an hour now, and I can’t seem to do him justice. Instead, I will quote from a short blogcritics piece I wrote in 2004 about Malian music that I feel captures what made Ali FarkaTouré special.


Posted by Johno on 03/07/06 at 02:43 PM
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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Whisky, Heartbreak, and Estrogen

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I’ve been on a sort of alternative country kick recently, having reviewed albums by Hank Williams III and bevy of outsider country icons in their younger days. And now comes a third approach to that hallowed genre in the form of Bloom, Red & The Ordinary Girl, an album by the alt-country sisterhood Tres Chicas. Tres Chicas, which started as a one-off project but is now a permanent concern, consists three friends from the Raleigh, North Carolina area: Lynn Blakey, who is a veteran of the great Southern indie music scene that gave us REM; Caitlin Cary, a founding member of Whiskeytown, which also gave us Ryan Adams; and Tonya Lamm, a member of the big-in-Europe indie-rock/folk/country band Hazeldine.

Bloom, Red & The Ordinary Girl (the title refers both to the Chicas’ nicknames and to lyrics on the album) is a comfortable, completely unpretentious alternative country album of relaxed performances, gorgeous harmonies, and generally outstanding songwriting. Supported by crack playing from Matt Radford (upright bass) and Geraint Watkins (piano, organ) and team-produced by frequent Nick Lowe collaborators Neil Brockbank and Robert Trehern (who also features on drums), Tres Chicas sound like they’re having a blast singing some lovely, aching songs that are reminiscent of Gram Parsons, the Jayhawks, Emmylou Harris, and the laid-back earthy earnestness of the Indigo Girls.


Posted by Johno on 03/04/06 at 10:59 AM
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Friday, March 03, 2006

Butthole Surfers

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It’s probably a no-brainer that one of the first completely here, queer, and loving it punk bands was from San Francisco. When Pansy Division formed in 1991, they fused a Californian version of Ramones-ified power pop with a very clear love for British punk, especially The Buzzcocks, and topped it with lyrics that were, well, totally gay. Such a combination could easily run thin quickly. But whatever novelty potential the band had was quickly overshadowed by their songs, which treated the experience of being an out (and horny!) gay male in America with candor, humor, and sometimes brutal honesty. The lyrics to “Anthem,” off their first album, served as a sort of mission statement:

We’re here to tell you, ya better make way
We’re queer rockers in your face today
We can’t relate to Judy Garland
It’s a new generation of music calling
We’re the buttfuckers of rock and roll
We wanna sock it to your hole
With loud guitars, we’re gay and proud
We gonna get ya with your pants down


Posted by Johno on 03/03/06 at 12:00 PM
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Front Porch Revolution

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I wrote recently about Hank Williams III‘s quest to rescue country music from a faded modernity of computerized backing tracks and lycra-clad artists and return it to the rough and real place it came from. But Hank Williams III’s is only one interpretation of country history. Back in the mid 1970s, Austin and Nashville were home to a crop of young songwriters with rural roots and the heads of poets, songwriters who staged a quiet revolution against the cookie-cutter genteelness that was country’s stock in trade at the time. Their names have gone on to renown in some circles: Rodney Crowell, Steve Earle, David Allan Coe, Townes Van Zandt, Gamble Rodgers, and John Hiatt, to name a few.

All these people are a little grey and a little grizzled now, and the sound they pioneered - the immediate predecessor to what we now call Alternative Country or Americana - has been around for so long it’s hard to remember there was a time when it was brand new.

Fortuitously, film director James Szalapski was in Austin at the time and was moved to preserve this emergent alt-country scene in a 1976 documentary he called Heartworn Highways. This film has become over the years a cult classic, little seen but much revered, and it has now been cleaned up for a 30th anniversary DVD release by HackTone and Shout! Factory.

The labels have also put together a soundtrack to the film, a companion piece intended to build upon and embellish the documentary’s musical narrative. Drawn from the original full session tapes, the soundtrack is a rambling 26-track compilation of intimate performances, entertainingly inebriated stage patter about whiskey and music, and some very good songs played by some very talented folks.


Posted by Johno on 03/03/06 at 10:57 AM
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Putting The “yank” Back In Yankee

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Hank Williams III wants you to know he doesn’t give a damn what you think. It’s a sort of coping mechanism. When you are the country-singing grandson of the greatest country singer of all time, and the son of a man who himself has had dozens of top-ten country hits and remained until this year the face of NFL football, I imagine it’s important to stake out your own territory as a man.

Whatever you could say about children of famous people goes triple for Hank III, whose gaunt visage and nasal voice more than a little take after the founder of his noble line. It was his family who gave us hard living songs like “I’ll Never Get Out Of this World Alive” and “Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound,” not to mention two of the more memorable substance-abuse biographies in a country music history full of great contenders.

To try to live up to this would be a hard burden to carry for even the steadiest person, and Hank Williams III is definitely not steady. He didn’t even really want to do country music until child-support payments forced his hand. And ever since he made his first recordings - a disc of Natalie Cole-style “duets” with his father and grandfather that he quickly disavowed - he has been fighting with the past and dealing with the pressure others put on him, by jettisoning mannered country stylisms in favor of a juiced-up country/punk hybrid.

Hank Williams III’s live shows are reportedly something else; a night that starts with a set of hard-bitten country ballads gradually revs up to a thrashing punk finale. And while plenty of groups have tried to marry punk and country to varying degrees of success (see: Mojo Nixon; The Reverend Horton Heat; Social Distortion’s Mike Ness), Williams’ balls-out I’m-an-asshole nature takes him over the top and into brand-new territory.  His music sounds for the most part like it could have been recorded in 1963, but in its execution it is rougher and rowdier than country ever has been- if Johnny Cash’s Tennessee Three was a long sip of Jim Beam, Hank III is a slug of Rebel Yell straight from the bottle.

His new album, Straight To Hell, is the first I’ve ever heard that straddles the hallowed ground between Bill Monroe and Mötörhead, between “Blue Moon of Kentucky” and “Ace of Spades.”


Posted by Johno on 02/22/06 at 03:01 PM
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Friday, January 27, 2006

We’re Getting The Band Back Together!

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According to the Washington Post, notorious burnout, drug casualty, and musical genius Sylvester Stewart might be rejoining the great original lineup of The Family Stone to perform at this year’s Grammys.

I’ll believe it when I see it, but I will damn well sure be watching!!


Posted by Johno on 01/27/06 at 01:20 PM
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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Big time, just around the corner

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My wife’s band, Dead Men’s Hollow, is going from success to success.  Tomorrow, they are playing a free concert on the Millenium Stage at the prestigious Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts (right by the Watergate Hotel in our nation’s capital.) And today, I learn that they have been nominated for no less than six Washington Area Music Awards from the Washington Area Music Association.

DMH is up for the following Wammies:

  • Bluegrass Group
  • Bluegrass Recording (for their CD “Forever True")
  • New Artist of the Year
  • Album of the Year (for “Forever True")
  • Debut Recording of the Year (for “Forever True")
  • Best Recording Design (for Marcy Cochran, who designed the art for “Forever True")

You can hear their music by following the link above and clicking on “Music.” They’ve got some free downloads, just for you.

I can’t say how proud I am.  Despite many obstacles, and even harassment, they are moving up in the world at a steady and relentless pace.  Their music gets better everyday, so listen now and you’ll be able to say, “I knew them before they kicked the Dixie Chicks clear out of country music.”


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Saturday, January 21, 2006

I Bet You They Won’t Play This Song On The Radio

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Alert fans of my writing (all six of you) may recall that back in November, I reviewed an EP by the New England-based quintet The Beatings titled If Not Now, Then When?.

The band are now set to release their second full-length, Holding On To Hand Grenades, later in January, and everything I said about the advance single is true once again. In that piece, I wrote:

It is not damning with faint praise to say that the Beatings remind me of Mission of Burma; only rarely can a band pursue Burma’s post-punk ideal of brittle soundscapes replete with feedback, scratchy guitars, and dry vocals and have it sound any good. Usually such bands just sound like they’re ripping off Burma with a little Pixies on the side. But the Beatings have managed the rare trick of appropriating some of the astringent, hyperintelligent sound invented by Mission of Burma but making it sound human, intimate, and alive in a way that Burma never could.

But the Beatings aren’t a tribute band. Although they do wear their influences on their sleeves (touches of Radiohead, Pixies, Sonic Youth, and giant helpings of Husker Du is what I’m hearing), this is to be expected for a relatively young band working in a close-knit genre looming with giants. It is really, really hard to find your own voice and write original songs (I should know… I’ve been trying (and failing) for fifteen years), but four(ish) short years into their career, The Beatings sound most like… themselves.

If greater success eludes The Beatings with the release of Hand Grenades then there is no justice in the world. On Hand Grenade the band combine the spiky astringecy of their biggest influences with a deft melodic sense that makes their best songs refreshingly sweet and tart at the same time. Every song on the album is better than those on their previous EP, suggesting that they are growing quickly as songwriters and arrangers.


Posted by Johno on 01/21/06 at 10:00 AM
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