Monday, July 31, 2006

We bring “Euclidian” to life

Just So You Know

Hopefully, Tigerhawk hasn’t lived in Kansas, so we can make fun of it without fear of hurting someone’s feelings.

  • We bring “Euclidian” to life
  • Bleeding Kansas
  • We’re Fucking Flat!
  • The Flat State
  • Hayfever capital of the Midwest
  • Gateway to more Rectangular States
  • There’s no place like home
  • At least we’re not New Jersey
  • Dole slept here
  • Where Science Don’t Mean Crap
  • When the middle of nowhere is too crowded
  • Ya want flat, we got flat
  • Birthplace of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • More hills than Nebraska!
  • We aren’t all that crazy about Newton and his “gravity”, either.
  • That’s Jayhawk, not Jaybird, dipshit
  • A couple of universities and a whole lot of nothin’
  • To Boldly Go Where No Tourist has Gone Before
  • Proud Home of the two greatest actors in world history: Kirstie Alley and Ed Asner
  • We kicked Toto’s ass, the ingrate


Posted by Buckethead on 07/31/06 at 06:38 PM
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Not-so-cunning linguists

Entertainment

This year’s winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest:

Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you’ve had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.

In a related vein- a throbbing, purple vein- is the 2006 Goku-Lytton Award for the Worst First Line in Erotic Fan Fiction. 

Next year the Ministry fully expects to be competitive in either contest.


Posted by GeekLethal on 07/31/06 at 12:28 PM
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