Friday, March 10, 2006

Child Molestation: It’s not just for Catholics any more

Holy Shit!

Apparently, Buddhists are also subject to the temptations that the flesh doth surely hold.  A Japanese Buddhist priest was arrested for schtuping a teenage prostitute.  But we should go easy on him, because he was under a lot of stress. 

Well, at least it was a girl he went after.


Posted by Buckethead on 03/10/06 at 03:46 PM
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What’s Really Scary About the Port Deal

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It’s not Dubai, friends...this is one of remarkably rare times I’m with the President.  The reason this deal should have gone through smoothly is that pissing off foreign investors is a very stupid thing for America to do, now.  Somebody’s obviously briefed Bush on this fact, and that somebody failed to find a way to convince Congress of the same thing.  This is a political bungling of the highest order; the issue should never have been allowed on the public’s radar.  The public has responded in a highly predictable manner—rampant xenophobia and plenty of water-cooler talk about what’s “obvious”, and that of course American control of things like ports is a good idea.

The problem is that the only reason the US economy and financial system hasn’t crashed and burned is that foreigners have put trillions of dollars into buying parts of America.  Some of the biggest buyers are the Chinese (circa $300 Billion a year) and Arab nations; we have our biggest trade deficits with nations and regions we consider to be “nasty”, and we’re dependent on them.  The total foreign investment the country needs is on the order of $600 Billion a year, thanks to crackwhore-like management of the country’s finances by the fundamentalists-in-charge.  If that $600 Billion should start to dry up, you can expect a huge increase in interest rates, shortly followed by the financial meltdown of the US government, which is on an utterly unsustainable course.  Ripping away significant foreign investment will cause a decline in the overall value of assets within the country, and generally retard growth heavily.  Since crazy growth rates are the only mathematical means left of avoiding inbound financial catastrophe, it doesn’t seem like good policy to me.

Congress just sent a message to foreign investors everywhere—that they’re not welcome, and that they can’t own “key” infrastructure assets.  The subtext is that anything they do can and is subject to forfeiture or control.  Bills floating around congress defined “key assets” as anything from farms to ports to chemical companies.  In short, much of America’s manufacturing base can be classified as key, and a security asset. 

Of course, America wouldn’t be so vulnerable to this if (to repeat myself) the crackwhores weren’t in charge of the roll of cash.  And the people who put them there will never believe that there are any consequences to their actions until the hammer drops on them personally.


Posted by Ross on 03/10/06 at 02:03 PM
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Thursday, March 09, 2006

You Can Run, But You’ll Only Die Tired

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The internets are buzzing about two recently-released videos of new DARPA projects featuring motile robots. Both videos are fascinating, yet positively awful. Try to hold back the horriplations from your scalp as you watch this six legged robot climb any vertical surface in a way eerily reminiscent of how crustaceans and larger insects do move. If you thought watching a computerized Tom Hanks in “The Polar Express” was a creepy experience, remember that Tom Hanks is not considered to be much of a threat to one day eat your skin and enslave your children to labor in uranium mines.

And once you’ve shaken off the nasty thrill of the climbing bug-bot, check out this robotic pack mule, “affectionately” dubbed “Big Dog” by its irony-deficient creators. Click on the video to watch the Great Dane-sized Big Dog easily navigate on four legs over flat surfaces, mud, snow, gravel, schist, and hills of up to a 35% grade. Also watch for Big Dog to react quickly to retain its balance when kicked. Again, the thing reacts distressingly like an actual, living creature.

And although the Ministry is beginning to feel like the kids from South Park when, halfway through Season Three, they began reacting with boredom every time Kenny died ("uh, right. Oh my god. They killed Kenny. You bastards."), doesn’t DARPA see the problem here? As with the million other distressing advances in autonomous robotitcs, we wonder: do they want humans to have no refuge where robots cannot get to them? Do they secretly wish to commit species suicide? Or do they simply think that humans will be in charge forever?

Inquiring minds want to know!


Posted by Johno on 03/09/06 at 12:25 PM
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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Yale Celebrates Diversity

Unmitigated Gall

Last week it came to light that Yale had admitted a former quasi-ambassador of the Taliban.  The Wall Street Journal was on it from the get-go, and new media outlets and bloggers are getting more heated about it.  Jim Kouri at Sierra Times has a good summary of the issues and arguments at play here.

The chain of events seems to have gone that two apparently influential alumni talked a Dean into admitting the guy, despite his rather obvious connection to the Taliban, his lack of formal education, no visible means of support, and total unwillingness to divorce himself from Taliban-ic philosophy.  A Yale rep later explained that they had already lost “one” (terrorist?  jihadi?) to Harvard, and were eager to get one of their own.

We’ve all played the admissions game, and we’ve all lost it somewhere along the line.  Aside from being the wrong race, and a veteran- already two tremendous hurdles to overcome- I always felt that I didn’t have the extracurriculars to really stand out in my applications.  No captain of the football team, never started a homeless shelter, not once did I even help an old lady cross the street.  Never in a million lifetimes though would I have thought that collapsing walls on homos and executing women for being slatternly would have put me on the fast track in the admissions office.  Well it’s too late now.

What really got up my ass about it though was that he’s going for free.  He must be.  There is simply no way that this man has the economic resources to float any amount of time at Yale.  Period.  He’s not a citizen, so he isn’t borrowing from the gubmint; no Staffords for him, or Pells.  I am highly skeptical that any private monies from a foundation or other grant-issuing organization would have anything to do with him.  So there is no doubt that at least the huge majority of the cost of his attendance at Yale is being paid for by Yale. 

But big privates like Yale get their money from private contributions, primarily from generous alumni giving.  Shrewd investing of huge gifts grows the school’s endowment, which at the end of FY04 was closing in on $13 billion.  That kind of bread means Yale can afford to put anyone it wants through for free, should the administration wish.

In essence, Yale’s own alumni are paying for this terrorist to go to Yale.

At this point in the discussion, it’s probably best to sit back and let things stew for a bit.  Reflect on the links, the arguments, the themes and meta-themes at work, and then in a mellow and rational manner, quietly contemplate how best to exact vengeance.

Clinton Taylor at Townhall is on the right track, equating punishing the university with denying it donations.  He recommends sending fake red fingernails to the Development Office, in recognition of the Taliban’s persecution of women who wore nail polish.  The only very obvious problem is that he wants people to send these things to Development, which doesn’t admit students.  Admissions does.  You’d be better off getting them to the President, or better yet, the Trustees, to send the message you want to send.  And I can tell you what Yale is going to do about the uproar regarding this clown:

Nothing.

The university is sticking with its original story, that having an executive-level member of the most reprehensible government in recent memory attending is good.  We can learn from him, you see.  And the administration will wait for it to go away.  Eventually attention will be diverted, things will calm down, and it’ll all be forgotten.  The guy’s going to finish what he started, the Dean’s going to keep his job, no one’s going to look bad, and the world will continue to turn.

But Development is the right path to take to voice your displeasure.  Fake nails aside, withholding donations is pretty much the only thing that gets a school’s attention in a serious and meaningful way.  Money talks, people, and higher ed is a business.  The problem with that tactic is that Yale is filthy stinking rich, and unless you’re prepared to mobilize thousands of wealthy alumni to withhold future giving, or renege on pledges already given, you’re not going to do much real damage.

But at the very least, by not giving your few dollars, you guarantee that no more of your own donations will go toward putting terrorists through your alma mater.


Posted by GeekLethal on 03/08/06 at 12:29 PM
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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit.

Music Wonkery

Legendary Malian guitarist Ali Farka Touré died this week in Mali after a long illness. His exact age is unknown; he was probably born in 1939. Best know in the USA for his 1994 album with Ry Cooder, Talking Timbuktu, he leaves behind a body of powerful and idiosyncratic recorded work that stands and some of the best that Africa has ever had to offer. Having achieved international fame in his 50s, he spent the last twenty or so years of his life as he spent this first fifty, as a farmer. The only difference being, from time to time he would step up to a microphone and record some of the finest, deepest, and most elemental guitar music ever made.

I have been fumbling with a proper obituary for the man for an hour now, and I can’t seem to do him justice. Instead, I will quote from a short blogcritics piece I wrote in 2004 about Malian music that I feel captures what made Ali FarkaTouré special.


Posted by Johno on 03/07/06 at 02:43 PM
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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Whisky, Heartbreak, and Estrogen

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I’ve been on a sort of alternative country kick recently, having reviewed albums by Hank Williams III and bevy of outsider country icons in their younger days. And now comes a third approach to that hallowed genre in the form of Bloom, Red & The Ordinary Girl, an album by the alt-country sisterhood Tres Chicas. Tres Chicas, which started as a one-off project but is now a permanent concern, consists three friends from the Raleigh, North Carolina area: Lynn Blakey, who is a veteran of the great Southern indie music scene that gave us REM; Caitlin Cary, a founding member of Whiskeytown, which also gave us Ryan Adams; and Tonya Lamm, a member of the big-in-Europe indie-rock/folk/country band Hazeldine.

Bloom, Red & The Ordinary Girl (the title refers both to the Chicas’ nicknames and to lyrics on the album) is a comfortable, completely unpretentious alternative country album of relaxed performances, gorgeous harmonies, and generally outstanding songwriting. Supported by crack playing from Matt Radford (upright bass) and Geraint Watkins (piano, organ) and team-produced by frequent Nick Lowe collaborators Neil Brockbank and Robert Trehern (who also features on drums), Tres Chicas sound like they’re having a blast singing some lovely, aching songs that are reminiscent of Gram Parsons, the Jayhawks, Emmylou Harris, and the laid-back earthy earnestness of the Indigo Girls.


Posted by Johno on 03/04/06 at 10:59 AM
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Friday, March 03, 2006

Butthole Surfers

Music Wonkery

It’s probably a no-brainer that one of the first completely here, queer, and loving it punk bands was from San Francisco. When Pansy Division formed in 1991, they fused a Californian version of Ramones-ified power pop with a very clear love for British punk, especially The Buzzcocks, and topped it with lyrics that were, well, totally gay. Such a combination could easily run thin quickly. But whatever novelty potential the band had was quickly overshadowed by their songs, which treated the experience of being an out (and horny!) gay male in America with candor, humor, and sometimes brutal honesty. The lyrics to “Anthem,” off their first album, served as a sort of mission statement:

We’re here to tell you, ya better make way
We’re queer rockers in your face today
We can’t relate to Judy Garland
It’s a new generation of music calling
We’re the buttfuckers of rock and roll
We wanna sock it to your hole
With loud guitars, we’re gay and proud
We gonna get ya with your pants down


Posted by Johno on 03/03/06 at 12:00 PM
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Front Porch Revolution

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I wrote recently about Hank Williams III‘s quest to rescue country music from a faded modernity of computerized backing tracks and lycra-clad artists and return it to the rough and real place it came from. But Hank Williams III’s is only one interpretation of country history. Back in the mid 1970s, Austin and Nashville were home to a crop of young songwriters with rural roots and the heads of poets, songwriters who staged a quiet revolution against the cookie-cutter genteelness that was country’s stock in trade at the time. Their names have gone on to renown in some circles: Rodney Crowell, Steve Earle, David Allan Coe, Townes Van Zandt, Gamble Rodgers, and John Hiatt, to name a few.

All these people are a little grey and a little grizzled now, and the sound they pioneered - the immediate predecessor to what we now call Alternative Country or Americana - has been around for so long it’s hard to remember there was a time when it was brand new.

Fortuitously, film director James Szalapski was in Austin at the time and was moved to preserve this emergent alt-country scene in a 1976 documentary he called Heartworn Highways. This film has become over the years a cult classic, little seen but much revered, and it has now been cleaned up for a 30th anniversary DVD release by HackTone and Shout! Factory.

The labels have also put together a soundtrack to the film, a companion piece intended to build upon and embellish the documentary’s musical narrative. Drawn from the original full session tapes, the soundtrack is a rambling 26-track compilation of intimate performances, entertainingly inebriated stage patter about whiskey and music, and some very good songs played by some very talented folks.


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