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Thursday, December 23, 2004

Spelunking

In regard to today’s news story about the Savannah, Georgia resident who awoke from a cocaine and alcohol induced slumber in his trailer to find that his two erstwhile female companions of the previous evening had stuck cooking tongs in his ass, I have one question:

Just what the hell were they looking for up there?

Posted by Johno on 12/23/04 at 02:39 PM
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