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Thursday, September 09, 2004

One step closer to Robot Overlords

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A group of British scientists have added themselves to Perfidy’s ever growing list of traitors to the human race.  They are developing a robot capable of devouring flies to support its inhuman activities.  Granted, flies are easy to kill and devour; but given the accelerating rate of technlogical change, how long will it be before vampiric robots are using super sensitive chemical detectors to find and consume their creators?  The end is nigh.


Posted by Buckethead on 09/09/04 at 06:51 AM
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Tuesday, August 17, 2004

I Can See My House From Here

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NASA keeps a small archive of satellite images available to the freeloading public. 
Here are the sets organized by state. 

There are three seasons hereabouts: Endor, Hoth, and leafpeeping/boorish undergraduate/gay-antique-collector-from- Manhattan.  Can you guess which two are represented here:

You can also use the search function and view places you might care to go on vacation, avoid altogether, or drop super reinforced tungsten rods upon.  Note that there is a relationship between how dangerous a weather feature is to human life, and how interesting that feature is to observe on a satellite photo. 


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Thursday, June 24, 2004

Giant Fighting Robots Tested by USAF

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Loyal reader #00012, Guitarpicker, alerts us to recent developments in lethal autonomous robots.  USA Today is reporting that the Air Force is testing several new robotic vehicles intended, according to Air Force claims, to “detect the enemy first, will receive any of the initial hostile acts,” Meana said. “If you shoot the robot we don’t care. We know you’re there, you’re hostile, and we can keep our forces in reserve to move tactically against the enemy. The robots will save our troops’ lives.” Staff Sergeant Miguel Jimenez, displaying a stunning lack of concern of the future survival of his own species, said Tuesday, “If somebody wants to spend the money and send something like that out there instead of my life, I’m all about that.”

The Air Force is testing two different robots for perimeter security.  The first and more expensive is the Mobile Detection and Response System, or MDARS.  Looking curiously similar to “Number Five” from the movie “Short Circuit,” this robot can be equipped with automatic weapons and pepper spray.  It will use radar, TV and infrared to detect and destroy its human prey.

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But that’s not all.  Like Voltron, MDARS can also split into several smaller robots.  Okay, only sort of.  Here is a snap of MDARS launching Matilda, a mini robot designed to allow inspection under vehicles and into areas too small for the jeep sized MDARS.

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Our days as the dominant lifeform on this planet are numbered, as this model will go into production next year.  As always, I would like to be the first to welcome our new robotic overlords.


Posted by Buckethead on 06/24/04 at 06:17 PM
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Monday, June 21, 2004

Exploratin’

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The uninspiringly-named “SpaceShipOne” has completed its maiden voyage at America’s first licensed inland spaceport, ushering in the age of private space flight. All that remains now is for Bert Rutan’s team repeat the feat twice in two weeks, each time carrying three people, and the X-Prize will be theirs. (Let’s bask in this a bit… I’m sure we have about twelve hours of glory before al Jazeera, Reuters and the Berkeley Barb find some inane way to blame this success on ‘the Jews’.)

Interestingly, SpaceShipOne is being financed the same way all the great voyages in the last few centuries have been: by immense reserves of private capital held by men (not so much women, yet) entranced in equal measure by the potential for profit and the fascination of discovery. In this case, Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen is the lucky man, to the tune of $20 millon so far. Who knows? Maybe Microsoft will go down as the Medici family of its time in this regard.

As Minister Buckethead has noted extensively on this weblog and in hours of beery pontification, the future of space flight lies in the private sector, where ambition, genius, and market forces can strip away the unnecessary crapola governments bring to the project. SpaceShipOne has taken the all-important first step. Congratulations to Scaled Composites, Bert Rutan, and to test pilot Mike Melvill.


Posted by Johno on 06/21/04 at 04:40 PM
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Thursday, June 17, 2004

It’s on, baby! USA! USA! USA!

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On June 21, Burt Rutan will send SpaceShipOne (lame! Lame! Why not “Icarus” or “Red Rider” or “Screw You NASA Nazi Punks!”?) into sub-orbital space.

Thanks to the ever-effervescent boingboing website place for continuing daily coverage.


Posted by Johno on 06/17/04 at 08:25 PM
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It’s the Stargates, Stupid!

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I will always have a soft spot in my otherwise stony Yankee heart for utter cranks.  The moonbats among us enrich all our lives in uncounted and under-appreciated ways.  Nothing beats watching them at work, of course, but reading their publications is almost as good.  Hell, sometimes it’s even better, because you get the footnotes.

Michael Salla, a professor at American University’s School of International Service, helps train diplomats and further the academic study of peace and conflict resolution. 

He also has a side job developing his study of “exopolitics”, or relations between Earth’s shadow government and aliens, and has a website for it.  ‘Cuz, you see, “...many, if not all, international conflicts were related to the extraterrestrial presence.”

One of his recent papers describes that the war in Iraq has nothing to do with oil, religion, 9-11, Osama, or anything else so obviously obvious.  Instead, Dr. Salla writes that the war is actually about securing Stargates, ancient technologies that allow malevolent aliens to sidestep the existing planet-wide quarantine against malevolent aliens.  See, that’s why you don’t see so many aliens running around, it’s because of the quarantine. 

Dr. Salla also warns that should Arabs be pissed off at us long enough, it will result in one of two scenarios: attract a certain alien species to pass through the Stargates to wreak vengeance upon the American armed forces in the region; or reach a critical mass, related to numbers and level of fervor, for their wishes of death and destruction upon us to physically appear by force of will.  I think.

I’m digging this guy, and think it’s great that nutters can find real work at our places of higher learning.


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Monday, June 07, 2004

Do not look directly into sun with remaining eye.

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Tomorrow night, Venus will make a transit of the Sun, the first such event in 122 years.

The most recents sets of Transits, in 1761 and 1769, and 1875 and 1882, were cause for massive scientific effort and public interest worldwide.  For the 1761 show, the English Royal Society dispatched astronomers to all corners of the globe to record the exact date and time the Transit began and ended, a key step in finding the exact distance between the Earth and the Sun, and from the Sun to Venus. Among the many luminaries who made observations then were Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon, later famous for tracing the exact boundaries between Delaware, Maryland, and Pennsylvania, a line we know today as the “Manson-Nixon Line” separating the patrician and cultured Northern states from the toothless, slackjawed South.

The Baltimore Sun, appropriately enough, has good coverage of the event and its history.

If you are lucky enough to be a resident of Europe, Western Asia, or Africa, you will have a prime view of the entire Transit. Residents of the Eastern US will be able to catch the last few minutes of the event. Don’t forget to use a pinhole camera, no. 14 welding goggles, or some other device to stave off blindness. Also, please remember not to run with scissors, always wear a sweater if it’s cold out, wipe your nose, and for pete’s sake, close the door! Were you born in a barn?

A final note. The Reuters news agency, who have been catching a lot of flak recently for how they spin their news stories ("Gazillions of innocent women, children, and puppies perish as US ‘captures’ beseiged Hussein") are at it again! Although in recent weeks the agency has run stories titled, “Venus to cross the Sun in celestial spectacular,” and “Scientists Prepare for Rare Astronomical Event,” Reuters staff writer Patricia Reaney helpfully reminds us that the Sun is not our friend with the pre-Transit filing, ”Venus crossing of Sun could harm eyes.” The only thing that could make this better would be for FOX News to run a story titled, “Solar system mourns passing of Reagan; Venus is the tears of the Sun.”


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Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Good and Bad

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China has pulled the plug on its moon mission planning, citing excessive cost as the reason.  They are still intending to erect a space station, though. 


Posted by Buckethead on 05/18/04 at 09:57 PM
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Amateurs in Space

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And no, that’s not a porn title.  These guys here have sent a rocket into actual outer space with a ham radio payload.  Well, Low Earth Orbit anyway.  I had hoped to scoop Rocket Jones, but he got this up a minute ago.  Damn.  (Although since our clocks are not synchronized, it looks like I beay him by three minutes.  Would I lie to you?) Nevertheless, the groundswell of private space enterprise continues to, well, swell.  Next thing you know, me and Mrs. Buckethead will be booking a vacation on the moon.  Do you have any idea how cool an amusement park you could create in one-sixth g?


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Friday, May 14, 2004

KillTech, a wholly owned subsidiary of Glominoid

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Popular Science has a fascinating bit up describing some of the technological goodies the DoD is preparing in its secret labs, so that we might smite our enemies with ever greater lethality, accuracy and “Damn, wtf was that?”

Among said goodies are rods from the gods, rocket propelled torpedos, lasers, and million rpm machine guns.  Sweet.  In the comments to a recent post, GeekLethal made the observation that, “I think it’s great that as mankind reaches for the heavens, he is never so bold as to entirely disregard looking cool.” The same applies to guns.


Posted by Buckethead on 05/14/04 at 07:50 PM
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SpaceShipOne Makes Third Rocket-Powered Flight

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Yeeeha!

Yee-Ha

Burt Rutan’s Spaceshipone makes its third powered test flight, reaching an altitude of 212,000 feet.  Kids, that’s 41 miles, or over 80% of the way to space.  NASA gives astronaut wings to anyone who makes it to fifty miles up.


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Tuesday, May 11, 2004

New School

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The X-Prize has a launch site! (New Mexico.) The New York Times has details, but the coolest part is this:

Organizers of the X Prize have said teams could attempt the space trip as early as this summer. Twenty-seven teams are expected to pursue the prize, and many have conducted test launches.

Twenty-seven teams (!) (!!) are in contention for a prize that will not even come close to recouping their costs. This is awesome.

Here’s an interesting set of questions for those speculators among you. Given that Sea Launch has taken a financial beating recently in the wake of the failures of ventures like Iridium, which seem to suggest that the era of private space flight is not yet here*, what do you think the future will be like? Broadly, I see two competing models. One is the Sea Launch model which relies on loads of money and operational support to get their job done, and the other would be a potentially more mom-and-pop operation which would rely on economical and repeatable launches, though possibly of smaller payloads. Are these two models really in competetion, or will they be compatible as the era of private space flight dawns? Given that there is a LOT of risk in spaceborne ventures (viz. Iridium) and at the moment a limited number of things that space is actually useful for, will the near-future situation favor one or the other strategy of orbital lifting?

*Yes, yes, I understand that Iridium’s problems were with the shoebox phones, the expensive, brittle, obselete and irreparable network, and the simple fact that there are at best only a few thousand people in the world who need to make a phone call from the Sargasso Sea. But from an enterprise/venture capital point of view, I suspect the word “space” currently sounds a bit like it does in the phrases “Space Monkey” or “Space TV Dinner.”


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Thursday, April 22, 2004

A Space Battle

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The primary tactical function of a battleship is to engage and destroy the enemy naval forces, which obviously supports the naval mission of protecting friendly shipping and ensuring control over the space.  The essence of space power will (like sea power) rest in the ability to dominate space.  You do that by denying use of it to the enemy.  And you do that by destroying his navy if it comes out of port.  But how will this happen, and what will future battles look like?

A lot depends on the political nature of the war in which the battle takes place, and the geography of the solar system.  (Interestingly, this will be constantly changing – as the planets, moons and asteroids orbit the sun, each at their own pace, the distances and relationships between them will change.  There will not be, as on earth, constant or permanent sea-lanes, straights, or territorial waters.  From month to month, minimum energy orbits between the planets will be in constantly different arrangements.  It will become easier to get to one place, and harder to get to others.  This will affect naval strategy.) Further, what will each power be trying to achieve or trying to protect?  Is the goal invasion and conquest, or merely to frustrate the goals of the enemy? 

The greatest naval battles involving battleships were Trafalgar and Jutland.  In each case, the British were trying to frustrate the enemy.  That is to say, the British had no desire to follow up a naval victory with large-scale invasion.  However, the French in 1804 and the Germans in 1916 needed to defeat the British in order to achieve other desirable goals.  All the British need to do is to defeat the enemy fleet, and everything else follows.  Let’s assume that the Europans, long the dominant power in the outer solar system, are content with their control over trade routes in the Jovian system, and between Jupiter and the outer planets.  They are growing fat and rich on the trade that passes through their ports.  However, the Titanians, upstarts and growing powers in the Saturnine system, are deeply unhappy that the arrogant Europans get all the money and all the glory.  They want their own share of the trade with the populous inner system, and further want a piece of the growing pie that is comet harvesting in the Kuiper belt at the outer edge of the solar system.  (Which the sneaky Europans are poaching on.)


Posted by Buckethead on 04/22/04 at 09:48 PM
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War in Space, Part Three

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Here are parts one and two.  And here is a battle in space.
Strategery and Spaceship design

All of this brings us finally to considerations of strategy.  What would these warships be used for?  Warships are often thought of in terms of how they kill other warships.  This is not completely unreasonable.  However, in strategic terms, warships exist to exert control over the sea.  Historically, this has taken two forms here on Earth: to either protect your own shipping (preserving your use of the seas) or denying the use of the seas for your enemy.  More recently, sea power has been used to project military power inland.  US carrier battle groups are able to inflict significant amounts of damage to inland targets, and are also able to provide cover for amphibious assaults.  To achieve these missions, warships and navies must often defeat other navies, which is why we so often think solely of warships� abilities to kill other warships.  But the underlying purposes of navies and warships will drive the development of ship design.

In a solar system that is inhabited by competing powers, these missions will have close analogs.  Protect your own interplanetary shipping.  Deny it to the enemy.  Project military force onto enemy targets on planets, asteroids or moons.  Provide cover for space-borne assault on enemy targets.  Each of these missions will require different types of warships.  We have discussed the different types of warships that could be built with the technology that we have now, or could reasonably develop in the near future.  We have seen that they fall into two major categories.  How will they be used?


Posted by Buckethead on 04/22/04 at 09:30 PM
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War in Space, Part Two

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Part one can be found here, and here is part three.  Here can be found a battle in space.

Gravity Gauge

When we think about battles in space, it is useful to draw some parallels to earthly naval warfare.  Just as there is a distinction between blue water and brown water navies, there will be a similar divide between warships designed to fight within the gravity well of a planet, and those intended to fight in the depths of interplanetary space.  Warships designed to operate in close proximity to bases, and to deal with the rigors of maneuver in a steep gravity well will be very different from those required to make long journeys in flat space between the planets.  We can think of the former as river gunboats, the latter as battleships.


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